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–I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.
~E.E. Cummings
(via dailynewness)
My favorite prayer.
(via comfortablymyself)
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(via passionate-zombie, abkcvo9)
America runs on Dunkin.
Zombies run on Braaaaaaiiinnnsss.
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My physics major brother and I have this half-joking argument about once a month over whose major is better or does more for society, and he sent me this picture once as a peace offering.
This is kind of true.
(via icantwords)
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Two cats for the price of one.
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Hipster puppy’s favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz. You’ve probably never heard it before.
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Two cats for the price of one.
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This, inspired by Tim Gunn, is actually good advice: “Keep calm and make it work.”
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Vegan witches would put “eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce” in their cauldrons. Nice.
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“Solicitors will be eaten by zombies.” I will have this sign at my future house.
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All the single ladies…now with fine art!
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A glitter bottle labeled Edward Cullen’s Ashes. Yessssssssss.
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Riverside Iowa’s claim to fame: Capt. Kirk’s future birthplace. They’re proud of it, too!
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Erin Brokovich Screwed My Dog Skip? Oh dear. Was she wearing a Leather Wedding Gown at the time, too?
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Eat here, get gas? Doesn’t sound good for the digestion. They must not get many customers.
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Breaking news: Water on the road during rain. Really? I never would have guessed. That changes everything.
